An Apology From Our Editors: The “Point Spread” Is Not In The Kama Sutra
In early Spring of 2017, Sports Riot unfortunately published a piece about gambling in which the “Point Spread” was thoroughly detailed as an act of the Kama Sutra. We deeply
Fans Hoping Jake Paul Fights Cancer Next
The meteoric rise of Jake Paul, YouTuber turned professional fighter, has been marked by wins against many of the sports’ most decorated first-timers. Now fans are clamoring for Paul to
Terry Bradshaw MRI Reveals Rare “Bucket Of Chicken Instead of Brain” Disease
After a seemingly normal moment in which Fox NFL Sunday Commentator Terry Bradshaw was asked if the Carolina Panthers could win the NFC South and proceeded to go on a
Jaguars Fan Being Awfully Smug For Someone Whose Van Was Just Repossessed
Local Jaguars fan Randy C. was in unusually high spirits Tuesday afternoon despite arriving at an Arby’s on a bicycle, shirtless, shoeless, and visibly missing a van that had been
Bears Fan Who Bet On Team’s Success Warned Not To Blow It All On One Artery
With the Chicago Bears currently leading the NFC North, no one could have predicted their rapid ascension; No one, that is, except for Bears superfan Bob Dabrowski, who stands to
Browns’ Stadium Introduces Two-Drink Minimum
In a move stadium officials are calling “long overdue,” the Browns announced Thursday that all fans entering Huntington Bank Field will now be subject to a mandatory 2-drink minimum, explaining
Belichick Vows Deep Introspection On Season’s Failures Between Rounds Of Old Man Sex With Girlfriend
North Carolina Head Coach Bill Belichick has not been sitting easy with an unexpectedly dismal 4-8 season record. In classic Belichick fashion, he promised to review the film, meet with
Caitlin Clark Named Indianapolis Colts Starting Quarterback
The Indianapolis Colts have made a bold choice. They’ve decided to bench signal caller Philip Rivers in favor of Indiana Fever guard Caitlin Clark. “She just wanted it more,” said
FIFA Peace Prize Modeled After Hands Of Workers Who Died Building Qatar Soccer Stadiums
Following President Donald Trump’s reception of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize, new information has revealed the trophy to be modeled after the hands of the thousands of migrant workers who
