
Ray Lewis Murder Mystery Party All Murder No Mystery
In Baltimore, as the saying goes, there ain’t no party like a Ray Lewis party. Every year, Ray Lewis’ exclusive Ravens-superfan jam is the invite to get. From his “Gone

White House ‘Unsure’ How To Feel About A ‘Christian’ ‘Gonzalez’
The White House is scrambling. Sources close to the Oval Office claim they’re unsure how to process New England’s latest roster report. Their concern: how to explain a “Patriot” with

Veteran Who Survived Normandy Invasion Booed For Not Understanding Bongo Cam
A sold-out crowd at UBS Arena turned hostile Saturday night after 98-year-old World War II veteran Harold “Bud” Minter failed to participate in the Islanders’ beloved Bongo Cam, a lighthearted

Woke Nonsense: Fanatics Won’t Sell Me An Aaron Hernandez Jersey
America! The land of the free. The home of the brave. That was, until this past weekend. I ordered, with my hard earned land-of-the-free dollars, an Aaron Hernandez jersey, and

Bengals Must Find A Way To Lose Without Joe Burrow
In Sunday’s game the Bengals’ coaching staff has been left scrambling to concoct a new plan for their season. Joe Burrow stood as a pillar of consistency in a city

Savvy Jerry Jones Knows He’s Just One Generationally Talented Edge Rusher Away From Success
Jerry Jones knows how to win. More importantly, Jerry Jones knows that Jerry Jones knows how to win. And Jerry Jones knows that his Cowboys are one big-time edge rusher

Sean Payton Responds To Russell Wilson Insult By Ordering Jonathan Vilma To Take Him Out
Broncos head coach Sean Payton is once again facing controversy after reportedly contacting former Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma in response to a social media post from quarterback Russell Wilson referencing

Colts Superbowl Appearance Could Finally Put Indianapolis On Google Maps
After an era of pure struggle and disappointment, the Colts are finally beginning to make a viable run for the Lombardi. So much so, in fact, there are murmurings that

Anthropologists Announce That Humans Have Evolved Past The Need For The Arizona Cardinals
A groundbreaking study out of UCLA revealed Wednesday that human life has no further evolutionary need for the Arizona Cardinals. Some biologists are pointing to as early as December of
