This Day In Sports History: Virginia McCaskey Acquires Bears In Louisiana Purchase
The Chicago Bears are a team with a history as deep and rich as the lasagna those locals try to pass off as “pizza.” But as one recently unearthed historical
Dallas Cowboys Scramble To Fill Out Roster After Entire Team Dies In Saloon Shootout
The big boss men up Dallas way have found theirselves in a predicament t’fill a roster after all their Cowboys done perished in a saloon shootout come last Saturday. Folk
Is Dak Prescott The Kirk Cousins Of Jimmy Garoppolos?
With other quarterbacks, it’s clear where they stand in the League. Lamar Jackson? Any analyst worth their salt will tell you he’s the Michael Vick of Steve Youngs. Aaron Rodgers?
This Day In Sports History: Woke Infiltrates Baseball
The Woke Mind Virus. We laughed when brain-dead celebrities first introduced it. We wept when our government’s biased insistence on a “liberal” arts education spread it to our innocent children.
White Threesome Of 30-Somethings Went Out And Had Really White Time Today
As confirmed by Instagram, a threesome of white 30-somethings hit the golf course, and the close white friends went out and had a really white time. “Part-tee day with the
Aaron Rodgers Admits To Pat McAfee His Favorite Quarterback Of All Time Is Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers has done it again. On Tuesday’s Pat McAfee Show, Rodgers, exhibiting his trademark humility, revealed his “favorite quarterback of all time.” The answer, he admitted, was “Aaron Rodgers.”
Philadelphia Phillies Becomes First MLB Team Not Allowed To Sell Souvenir Bats
In the lead up to this past weekend’s big series against the Nationals the Phillies President Andy MacPhail announced last week that the Phillies’ stadium would begin selling 26” souvenir
Quiz: Which NFL Coach Are You In The Bedroom?
NFL coaches either get the job done, or they’re kicked to the curb holding their junk. This quiz might not get you to the big game, but it’ll tell you
Five Foolproof Techniques To Assert Dominance Over The Other Parents At The Soccer Jamboree
Studies show that you have 6.5 minutes to establish who the alpha family is at a suburban sports tournament. The moment you unload the minivan the clock starts ticking, so
