Report: Sandy Koufax Voted For Kamala—Does That Help?
Hey Harris fans. So, we bet you’re feeling down in the dumps this week. Between people laughing about “owning the Libs” on TikTok, to hearing your cousin in Oregon swear
We Debate: Should Society Allow Special Teams Players To Have And Raise Children?
As we enter another voting day, there is no doubt our society, even the famously non-progressive NFL, has made huge strides towards inclusivity. But when it comes to Special Teams
Bracketologists Warn U.S. Bracket Supply May Be Depleted By 2035
The nation’s top bracketologists are sounding the alarm that the national bracket supply will be completely gone in less than a decade. These brave scientists have warned the public for
Adam Silver Accidentally Wins Jumbotron’s Voldemort Look-Alike Contest
In a case of a harmless look-alike contest gone wrong, Adam Silver was shown on the jumbotron next to a picture of Lord Voldemort while perched in the rafters observing
‘All Dogs Go To Heaven’ And 5 Other Films Gronk Thinks Got Passed Over For The Oscar
Sports Riot sat down with former tight end and noted film connoisseur Rob Gronkowski to get his take on the biggest snubs in Oscar history. Drawing from classic cinema to
Report: Aaron Rodgers Will Not Commit To A Peaceful Transfer Of Power
In what many watchdogs are calling a disturbing deviation from standard NFL norms, sources from inside the Jets organization are reporting that quarterback Aaron Rodgers has not indicated he will
Rays To Rebuild Tropicana Field Just In Time For 2026 Hurricanes
After enduring what officials deemed “significant but repairable” structural damage to Tropicana Field during Hurricane Milton, the Tampa Bay Rays front office said in a statement on Friday that the
How To Fuck Your Way To The Top Of Your Office Fantasy Football League
The office fantasy football league is cutthroat, which is why you’re going to deep-throat your way into the playoffs. When your team sucks, you start blowing. When the going gets
Rehab Doctor Also Giving Deshaun Watson Shock Therapy Just To See What It Does
Deshaun Watson, star quarterback for the Cleveland Browns, is currently and crucially mid-rehab-assignment for his $200Mil achilles. Watson’s rehab physician, Dr. Faker Mayfield M.D., has built a modern turnaround schedule
