Hear Us Out: Little League, But The Kids Verbally Abuse The Parents
For far too long, parents have been publicly degrading their children during little league games without repercussion. Insults like “butterfingers,” “loser,” and “waste of genetic material” are thrown on the
We Rank Stephen A. Smith’s Top 7 Personalities
Stephen A. Smith is a man of many personalities. Researchers have concluded he has 472 of them, but we used a psychologist-approved formula to narrow it down to his best
Slow Day: Holy Shit, Are We Really Going To Interview The Diamondbacks’ New Infield Coach?
Today I’m sitting with Rod Briner . . . Birner? . . . the new infield coach for the Arizona Diamondbacks. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Diamondbacks? Infield? That
Bleak U.S. Health Report Concludes America Should Have Better Sumo Wrestling Team
A damning new report released today by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention concludes that despite being the most qualified nation on earth, America continues to lag behind other
You Hate To See It: The Player You Despise Most Did Something Noble For Poor People
Grrrr!! Who can stand when Aaron Rodgers, the player we all hate most, does some sort of noble act for the downtrodden? It’s an established fact that this dude is
Shotgun, Pistol, And Other Formations The Democrats Want To Take Away From You
While some members of Congress are busy serving Americans in productive ways, like working to put God back in our schools or making sure they don’t have to disclose their
Cowardly Running Back Won’t Risk Lifelong Neck Issues For Two Extra Yards
Seahawks fans showered Lumen Field with boos, insults, and projectiles this past week after running back Chris Carson displayed great cowardice in consistently refusing to risk lifelong neck issues for
Top Three Most Hated Current Commissioners Of The NFL
NFL commissioners are vile, loathsome creatures who deserve their annual draft day boo-fest. They enforce the rules, battle the NFL Players Association, oversee league expansion, and, generally speaking, carry out
Disappointing: These Power Rankings Are About Hockey
Every hardcore fan loves a methodically calculated set of power rankings, and it is with the deepest regret that we announce these power rankings are about hockey. It’s obviously disappointing
