
Man In Bleachers Taking Photos Mainly Of You
We don’t mean to alarm you, and definitely don’t look now, but according to sources close to the field, the inconspicuous man in section 148 (the one you thought was

What This Locker Room Footage We Took Says About Your Favorite Team’s Stadium Security Measures
Sports Riot doesn’t beat around the bush. In fact, we hide in the bush until the security guard blocking that stadium door notices an ominously large fire at the opposite

Iron Bowl Vs Iron Dome: How Does The Auburn-Alabama Rivalry Stack Up Against Middle Eastern Conflicts
With NCAA football around the corner and conflict ravaging the Middle East, a lot of fans have rightfully been wondering how exactly the legendary Auburn-Alabama rivalry stacks up against other

American Ingenuity: Fisherman Empties AR-15 Into Salmon Stream
Mouths were agape at the ingenuity of one fisherman at a popular spot in Washington State this weekend as he emptied his AR-15 into the Columbia River and nabbed several

Will We Ever Prioritize Safety? Ken Burns Documentary Confirms JFK Died After Being Struck By Three Foul Line Drives
A new documentary by Ken Burns confirms John F. Kennedy was killed by three foul line drives to the head, creating more demand for increased safety measures at ballparks across

San Francisco 49ers Become First Team With All-Electric Players
When 49ers coach Kyle Shanahan said that San Francisco would employ the NFL’s first all-electric, carbon-neutral team, most everyone laughed at the lofty goal. But last Thursday, Shanahan got the

Joe Paterno Spent The Last 10 Years Burning In Hell. Will It Affect His Legacy?
It’s no secret that Joe Paterno has spent the last decade in Hell burning under fiery blankets of lava. But will all that time in the sinner’s sauna ruin his

WWE Fans Pan Unrealistic Storyline Where Vince McMahon Punished For Sexual Misconduct
It’s been a ratings nightmare for the WWE, as fans of the company have called for a boycott following a new, completely unbelievable storyline which has now-ex CEO Vince McMahon

Gronk Opens Up About His Family’s Tragic History Of Dying In Corn Mazes
With autumn in full swing, former tight end Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski opened up on Sunday about his family history of dying in corn mazes, detailing a phenomenon that has claimed
