Desperate Fan Cheers On Haircuts At SportClips
After several agonizing months of crowd bans at sports arenas and stadiums across the country, one local fan desperate to attend live events has resorted to cheering on haircuts at
NCAA Scrambling To Find Backup Billion-Dollar Business With Free Workforce
After a tumultuous offseason and “season,” the NCAA is reportedly looking for an alternative revenue source where they can make tons of money without doing any of the work. “People
Five Facts About Tom Brady You Can Casually Mention To Your Husband To Remind Him What A Sack Of Shit He Is
If you’re anything like us you’re constantly searching for ways to help your man improve himself, but there is so much misinformation out there. Fear not, we waded through the
How To Talk To Your Wife About Incorporating More Fantasy Football In The Bedroom
Admit it, your love life is stale. You and your partner haven’t changed the scoring system or used advanced analytics in years. That’s why we’ve created a comprehensive Sports Riot
The Top Three Bases In Baseball
Over the past few months, Sports Riot has received hundreds of thousands of requests asking us to tackle the polarizing topic of ranking the top three bases in baseball. After
Hear Us Out: The MLS But With Women
With its breakout names such as Carlos Vela and Landon Donovan, and the acquisition of other late-stage superstars such as David Beckham, Major League Soccer has been gaining steam over
City Of Las Vegas Wakes Up From Three-Day Bender To Find Receipts For Six More Professional Sports Teams
After a wild three-day weekend, the Las Vegas city council reportedly awoke from their collective bender with receipts for six more professional sports franchises. “One minute I’m at a happy
City Of Dallas Collectively Learning It Has A Hockey Team
The entire population Of Dallas, Texas has been shocked to learn of the existence of a non-football sports team called the Stars, which has represented the city since 1993 after
Cleveland Browns Look To Take A Quarterback In 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026 Draft
Noting that it’s just a way of life at this point, the Cleveland Browns stated that they are looking to take a quarterback for next year and every year following
