The Stats Don’t Lie: Tom Brady Sucks
Sometimes an athlete gains a bizarre cult following totally unwarranted by their in-game performance. After nearly two decades worth of statistical evidence for Tom Brady, it’s clear that he not
Bill Belichick Returns To Slumber For Next 27 Seasons
The New England Patriots confirmed today that head coach Bill Belichick has returned to slumber in the Gillette Stadium tunnel system for the next 27 seasons. Belichick’s dormancy comes after
Bored Baseball Fans Call For Newer, Stronger PEDs
Nostalgic baseball fans longing for the days when the sport used to be exciting staged a protest outside of Major League Baseball headquarters today, calling on the league to fund
Spokesman For Sprite, Nike, Beats, Intel, Kia, Dunkin’, Samsung, State Farm And More Finally Sells Out
Well it finally happened. One of our most beloved sports heroes and spokesman for Nike, Beats, Intel, Kia, Dunkin’, Samsung, State Farm and More finally sold out last Friday and
NFL Coach Killed In Game During Episode Of “Undercover Boss”
During the season premiere of CBS’s Undercover Boss, Head Coach of the Seattle Seahawks, Allen Fisher, was killed after fielding a punt return in the 2nd Quarter. “We really wanted
Satanists Outraged Over Offensive Nature Of New Jersey Devils Mascot
After receiving hundreds of angry letters, emails, and tweets in the past week alone, it has become clear to the New Jersey Devil’s front office that Satanists are deeply offended
Why Do I Get The Feeling Adam Silver Sheds His Skin Twice A Year?
Throughout his tenure as Commissioner of the NBA, Adam Silver has brought change to a league in desperate need of it. Yet, in spite of all that he’s accomplished, one
The Incredible Story Of One NBA Player’s Journey Through Stable, Middle-Class Upbringing
Chandler Parsons learned early on that the universe would do anything to stop him from achieving his dream of playing in the NBA. As he explained during an exclusive one-on-one
New Kawhi Leonard 10-Part TV Series Will Skip Episodes 3, 5, 7, and 9
Netflix has just announced the much anticipated 10-part documentary “The Mind of Kawhi” available for streaming this Sunday will be skipping episodes 3, 5, 7, and 9 due to load
