Washed-Up Boxer Regains Title After Accepting Job At Amazon
Following a 60-minute training session at an Amazon Fulfillment Center in El Paso, Texas, retired heavyweight boxer Randall Hunter has officially regained his former title of Professional Boxer. “Back when
Is Squash A Real Sport Or Just Something Made Up By The Writers Of “Frasier”
Everyone thinks they know what squash is. From the mentions of its fabled indoor courts in NBC’s Frasier, to the episode in season 10 where we actually see the Crane
Athlete Makes Up For Troubling Allegations With Stellar Season
In a heartwarming redemption story, a star studded Houston Astros roster claims to make up for their regrettable on and off-the-field behavior with a stellar statistical season that will help
All Dad’s Friends At Buffalo Wild Wings
Speaking to reporters, local 17-year-old Samantha Niegarten stated that she was shocked on Saturday afternoon to find the entirety of her father Dan Niegarten’s circle of friends camped out around
Odell Beckham Jr. Still Figuring Out What Cosmic Lesson He Has To Learn To Get Out Of Cleveland
In preparation for his next season with the Browns, Odell Beckham Jr. is still figuring out what sins he has committed in the past, and what cosmic lesson he has
Formula 1 Driver Experimenting With Secret Second Formula
Breaking with years of tradition, Formula 1 driver Vladimir Drozdov has reportedly abandoned the auto racing league’s signature formula and is experimenting with a secret new formula he believes will
Good Seats Wasted on Bad Son
A father of three adult sons announced today that the luxury box seats that had been gifted to him last minute by a former colleague had been completely wasted on
Pete Rose Wins The Over On How Long He’d Be Kept Out Of The Hall Of Fame
Former baseball player and current gambler, Pete Rose, added another big win to his legacy by successfully betting the over on how many years would go by without him being
Overfishing Forces Anglers To Start Targeting Scuba Divers
Since the United States Game and Fish Warden Committee announced that all lake, pond, stream, and deep-sea areas are overfished, anglers have now started targeting scuba divers. Jack Larson, a
