Watson Hoped Slap On Wrist Would Be Slap On Penis
Sources close to suspended Cleveland Browns’ quarterback Deshaun Watson say that the player hoped his recent punishment for assaulting dozens of masseuses would be less a slap on the wrist
US Government Enlists Nick Saban To Scream At Economy Until We Reach Proper Performance
The U.S. Department of Commerce announced on Monday its plans to enlist University of Alabama head football coach Nick Saban to scream the economy back to pre-COVID performance levels. “The
NFL Blooper Reel Features 3 Never-Before-Seen Deaths
Player deaths are highly sought after highlights that are typically reserved for team owner’s private collections, but an NFL+ subscription will get you never before seen access to the wildest
Detroit Man Puts In Bio For Used 2002 Ford Field
After finding a remarkable discount for it on Zillow.com, local Detroit resident Terrence Remarque mentioned to reporters on Thursday that he has officially put in his $225,000 bid in a
High School Football Star Already Skipping Classes At A Collegiate Level
Star Harry S. Truman High School quarterback Trent Meers has been stirring buzz about huge future potential as an NFL superstar, thanks to his unprecedented ability to skip classes at
Travel Sites Agree: Buffalo Bills Better From The Canadian Side
A study of six separate travel review sites has found that, in almost all categories, the Buffalo Bills are exponentially better when viewed from the Canadian side of the stadium.
‘No Murder’ And Nine Other Of Baseball’s Outdated Unwritten Rules
The MLB is desperately trying to find a way to attract new fans and improve ratings, but they’re missing the most obvious solution: Doing away with outdated unwritten rules like
Ref Enters Review Booth To Settle Argument With Wife
Referee Brian Barnes was forced to enter the review booth earlier today after his wife, Denise, threw a red flag after Brian claimed she never asked him to take out
Incredible: Babe Ruth Won’t Return Our Calls
Wow! No matter how many times we call baseball legend Babe Ruth, he won’t pick up. He hasn’t returned a single phone call so far. But just think: We’re talkin’
