Is It Time For An NFL Team To Move To Chicago?
CHICAGO – It may be hard to believe, but the city of Chicago – the nation’s 3rd largest metropolis – does not currently have a professional football team to call
Olympic Gymnasts Worried They Wasted Their Childhoods For Nothing
After the postponement of the Tokyo Olympics, many young athletes hoping to qualify for their first games are reportedly concerned that they may have spent their entire childhoods training for
Tragic: This Girl Dated A Lacrosse Player For Three Months Before Finding Out He Wasn’t Rich
O-M-Gross alert! Sexy coed, Instagram influencer, and heiress to the Smucker’s fortune; Ibiza Smucker has been ‘shipping for three months with a lacrosse player who isn’t even rich. “I don’t
Nation’s Hardass Dads Call On Sons To Man The Fuck Up And Get Back Out There
Dear sons, the time has come for you to man the fuck up and get back out there. A pandemic? Don’t gimme that crap. An invisible enemy so terrifying, so
Local Sports Fan Actively Looking For Other Things To Get Irrationally Mad About
With the novel coronavirus disrupting sports, millions of sports fans are looking for other ways to project their anger, including local diehard Jake Clancy, who has reportedly been calling into
Mascot Unsure How To Deal With All These Furry Fanfiction Scripts He’s Being Sent
Flipping through the pages of the seventh erotic script delivered to his home this month, Noah Peters, the man behind the Phillie Phanatic, was once again reminded of the insatiable
If Sabrina Ionescu Won’t Get You To Watch The WNBA, Then How About A Cool $4,000?
Are you someone who has no interest in watching the upcoming WNBA season, despite this year’s addition of rookie sensation and all-time NCAA triple-double leader, Sabrina Ionescu? Well, perhaps $4,000
Tom Brady’s New Contract Getting Him One Step Closer To Making That Sweet Kirk Cousins Money
Entering his 21st season in the NFL and after signing a 2-year $50 Mil contract with the Buccaneers, Tom Brady is finally gaining ground on an achievement that has eluded
New Rams Stadium Made From 60% Compostable Lower-Income Homes
Construction is underway for the new SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, and true to the city of Los Angeles’ forward-thinking spirit, lead engineering firm AECOM Hunt has promised that the finished
