Coco Gauff Looking Forward To Long Career Of White Announcers Comparing Her Exclusively To Williams Sisters
During a post-match interview, Cori “Coco” Gauff told reporters that she looks forward to another twenty years or so of white announcers bringing up the Williams sisters during every match
NFL Season Headed For Disaster After All Teams Go 8-8-1
The NFL regular season came to a stunning conclusion today as all 32 franchises finished with exactly eight wins and eight losses, including identical head-to-head, divisional, and conference records. “There
UK’s Best Pound-For-Pound Fighter Pounds Fighter For Pounds
For five rounds, the UK’s best pound-for-pound fighter, Peter Pound, pounded his opponent, Mark McCown, winning eight million pounds. Using a ground-and-pound technique, round after round Pound pounded McCown. After
Investigation: What Other Sun Is Phoenix Playing For?
The Phoenix Suns organization must answer a fundamental question to be considered a legitimate player in cosmic sports: What other suns are they playing for? As a monosunistic culture, the
Monster Truck Effortlessly Wins Daytona 500
A rookie monster truck took the checkered flag after destroying all the other cars during the first lap of this year’s Daytona 500. The Bass Pro Shop No. 47 truck
Two Bengals Season Tickets Open Up After Andy Dalton’s Parents Finally Accept Their Son For Who He Is
It’s a parent’s worst nightmare: your child has a serious problem, and despite all your efforts to lend them quarterback assistance, they cannot overcome it. Unfortunately for the parents of
Jay Gruden Proud To Announce He’s Already Halfway Through Season Six Of ‘Gilmore Girls’
Jay Gruden, who was recently fired from his job as head coach of the Washington Redskins, told reporters this Tuesday that, rather than wallowing in self-pity, he has spent the
Daniel Snyder Knows He’s Not The Problem. But, Do You?
Our owner, Daniel Marc Snyder, wishes to issue the following statement on His behalf: “Mr. Snyder fully understands that He is not now – nor has He ever been –
Cowboys Cheerleaders Unveil Cheer Asking For Health Insurance
Suppressing their pain as they gyrated in front of AT&T Stadium’s sold-out crowd, the Dallas Cowboys’ Cheerleaders debuted a new cheer this Sunday that featured them pleading with the organization
