Kicker and Punter Feel Strange Pressure To Be Friends
Speaking to reporters before the game on Thursday, Cincinnati Bengals placekicker Randy Bullock and punter Kevin Huber confirmed that apparently based on their positions alone, there has always been this
Struggling WNBA Considers Lowering Rims And Replacing All Players With Men
The WNBA Board of Governors announced at their annual meeting today several rule changes under consideration to improve the bland on-court product, including whether to lower the rims and immediately
This Week’s Non-Athletic-Regular-Human Power Rankings
Last week’s rankings struck up heated debates at water coolers across the nation. We received many letters–here’s this week’s Non-Athletic-Regular-Human Power Rankings. 5. Chase Watford, 31, Accountant – Milwaukee, WI:
Coach Likes to Think of Himself as Abusive Father to Players
Behind every great athlete is a great coach and an even greater human. For a local little league football program, that man is none other than Jack Hanson, whose gift
10 NBA Superstars Who Got Their Start Later In Life
Are you having trouble getting your NBA career off the ground? Get inspired by these ten NBA stars who didn’t play competitive basketball until their thirties, forties and beyond! 1.
Miami Mayor Promises At Least Three More Fish-Themed Sports Franchises By 2029
Miami Mayor Fernando Garcia was re-elected to a second term on Tuesday, defeating Republican challenger Tomás Regalado by a wide margin. Many believe Garcia owes his victory to his campaign
Cynical Ref Deems Field Goal ‘Good, But Not Great’
After ruling on the field that a kick from Green Bay’s Mason Crosby was good, veteran NFL referee Dan Hruska stopped play Sunday to make an additional clarification that while
Recently Toothless Hockey Player Can Finally Fit Entire Puck In His Mouth
In a stunning development, Brady Holmes has become the first NHL player in the past five seasons to fit an entire hockey puck into his mouth. Brady’s teammates say that,
Wide Receiver Not Quite Local Commercial-Ready
Speaking outside Ellicott Motors in Tonawanda, New York, dealership owner Dan Baranski lamented to reporters that despite his celebrity status, Buffalo Bills receiver Zay Jones is not yet untalented enough
