
We’re Finally Ready To Reveal Our Picks For NFC/AFC Championship
At Sports Riot, we’re nothing but thorough. We subscribe to the “measure nine times, cut once because we’re too legit to quit” mantra popularized by former Falcons coach Jerry Glanville.

Strange: Robert Kraft Says He’s Been Watching “Squid Game” Since 1997
Sources close to Patriots owner Robert Kraft were invited for a “royal” breakfast to inquire further upon the billionaire’s comment about watching “Squid Game” as far back as 1997, early

Breaking: Replay Confirms Referee Is A Dumb Piece Of Shit
A highly competitive Divisional Round game ground to a halt last weekend after a prolonged replay officially confirmed what every person in attendance already knew in their hearts: that this

Top 5 Creative Ways Eagles Fans Have Snuck Weapons Into A Game
Look, it’s Philadelphia, we know everybody wants to sneak in weapons to future Eagles games. But how? There are your standard ways — bribe a security guard, pull a gun

Offseason Update: Nick And Joey Bosa Return Home To Interact, Socialize, And Mate With Wild Boar Herd
Following the 49ers’ failure to make the playoffs and the Chargers’ recent elimination, brothers Nick and Joey Bosa once again ventured home to interact, socialize, and mate with their wild

Breaking: Patriots Replace Ex-Player-Linebacker With Ex-Player-Linebacker
BREAKING: Foxborough, MA – New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft released a statement without questions to local media: “Our team needs a new direction. We scoured the NFL’s past and

Last Call At Outback Steakhouse Aimed Entirely At Al Micheals
Sources from inside a local Baltimore Outback Steakhouse have confirmed that last call was announced, with the sole target being legendary broadcaster Al Michaels. Slurring over his latest bite, Michaels

Real Talk: Why Doesn’t The Pope Coach Notre Dame?
Let’s be real, guys. This nation’s been pussy-footing around the issue for too many decades, and it’s time we look it in the eye: Pope Francis the best, the only,

Mets Acquire Yankees For $1.2 Trillion
People say, “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.” Well, the New York Mets just proved Monday that you might be able to “buy ’em.” Yes, the Mets struck a
