Last-Second Shot Clinches DUI
Capping off a real nail-biter last Friday, 28-year-old Jason Fung clinched a DUI with a last-second shot. Although contested by the bartender who’d previously cut him off, Fung juked left
Jeff Bezos Acquires Sports
In a press conference on Thursday, entrepreneurial billionaire and executive chairman of Amazon Jeff Bezos announced a sweeping new venture, reaching a deal with the heads of every single professional,
It’s Modern Times: Why Can’t I Inject The NFL Season Into My Brain?
Look, we live IN the future. Just today, I had a new lawnmower delivered and watched the birth of my grandchild on an iPad, so someone needs to tell me
10 Fantasy Quarterbacks You Simply Must Have Stashed On Your Bench
Marcus Mariota: If Derek Carr injures himself again, Marcus Mariota has all the tools you need to be successful: a jersey number, a helmet, and letters that spell a name.
Oakland Athletics Discretely Reach Out to Las Vegas To See If They Want A Baseball Team
After rumors circulated around the MLB owners’ lunch table last Friday, it has been confirmed that the Oakland Athletics discretely asked the city of Las Vegas if they wanted to
10 People Who Might Play in the NFL This Year
As NFL teams are faced with tough decisions at the end of training camp, there are clear roster battles unfolding across the league. With multiple GMs on the hot seat,
Tom Brady Hospitalized After Accidentally Ingesting 3 Milligrams Of High Fructose Corn Syrup
In a close call that could have been absolutely catastrophic, Tampa Bay quarterback Tom Brady was rushed to the Tampa General Hospital emergency room on Thursday after appearing to have
San Diego Padres Hoping Possible Trip To Playoffs Will Reunite Them With Estranged Hijos
Claiming that things were finally turning around for them, the San Diego Padres expressed optimism that they could use the travel from their potential playoff berth to once again get
San Francisco Giants Hire Machine-Learning Algorithm As New Manager
The tech-savvy San Francisco Giants hired a machine-learning algorithm as their new manager this week, fresh off its successful stint at the Giants’ Triple-A affiliate, Uber. GM Scott Harris was
