Top 10 Slovenian Basketball Players To Watch In This Year’s Olympics
The world is on pins and needles waiting to see what the mighty monsters of the Slovenia men’s national basketball team will do to the competition in the Olympics. Look
Opinion: Sure, This Five-Time Olympic Gold Medalist Is Good, But Is He ‘Convince Me To Eat Subway’ Good?
While catching up on my shows last weekend, during a commercial break I saw an ad for Subway sandwiches featuring five-time Olympic gold medalist, Nathan Vera—arguably one of the best
Impressive Display From Olympics Archery Competition Inspires Local Man To Finally Buy A Gun
Following an incredible display of marksmanship from the world’s best archers during the Summer Olympics, local man Burt McKinley, who long felt it unnecessary to acquire a contraption that fires
Michael Phelps Devastated To Learn His Child Was Born Too Proportionate To Be A Swimmer
Michael Phelps received devastating news this past week that his infant son was born far too proportionate to ever compete at the highest level of swimming. Doctors say Michael Fred
Five Drinking Games The IOC Should Add To Spice Up The Summer Olympics
Every four years we get the same old events for the summer Olympics, and after a millennium or two, it’s gotten a bit stale. However, one thing that never gets old
Hear Us Out: Women’s Olympic Beach Volleyball But My Awkward 15-Year-Old Cousin Doesn’t Excuse Himself To Go To His Room After The First Five Minutes
Imagine you’re watching women’s Olympic beach volleyball but keep getting interrupted by a teenager with a history of constantly entering and exiting the room any time there’s an extreme closeup
China Requests IOC Provide Separate Olympic Ghetto For Uighur Athletes
Following disturbing reports of the Uyghur ethnic group being subjected to forced disappearances, torture, and reeducation through labor, China has kindly requested the International Olympic Committee accommodate the persecuted athletes
BMX Freestyle Event Adds BMX Butterfly And BMX Backstroke
We here at “Xtreme Hella Gnarly Biking Magazine” are stoked to announce that the BMX Freestyle event will be spiced up with Butterfly and Backstroke categories this summer at Tokyo.
Getting Back To It’s Roots: 2021 Olympics Will Encourage Athletes To Be Naked And Invade Sparta
In a bid to return the games to their former glory, the International Olympic Committee announced that Tokyo athletes will be encouraged to compete naked, as well as invade the
