Report: Caitlin Clark Proud To Be Only Woman Americans Currently Care About
WNBA superstar Caitlin Clark expressed her heartfelt honor today in being crowned the only woman Americans currently care about. The Indiana Fever guard took to Instagram to share her gratitude
Isabelle Butker Stoned To Death For Receiving Unsolicited Job Offer
As is tradition with the strict Butker belief system, sources close to the situation report that Mrs. Isabelle Butker was laid to rest Thursday by hundreds and hundreds of hurled
To Maintain Views For The Big Fight, Jake Paul Calls Out Goku
Jake Paul, in lieu of his postponed fight with Mike Tyson, has challenged the next greatest fighter on Earth: champion of the 23rd World Martial Arts Tournament and Super Saiyan,
In Memoriam: The NHL 1917 – 1924
Today marks the 100 year anniversary of the death of the greatest “hockey” league the world had ever seen. The NHL, or “National Hockey League,” in its time was reportedly
Report: Expert Legal Team Gets O.J. Into Heaven
Football legend O.J. Simpson was acquitted from Hell this week after a long, highly contentious and publicized trial in the deepest bowels of the Netherworld, Los Angeles County. Analysts agree
Opinion: Babe Ruth Didn’t Need Steroids To Be Great, He Just Needed Hard Work And Systemic Racism
People these days. Everyone wants to talk about Josh Gibson all of a sudden. I have two words for you: Babe. Ruth. Hitters these days, too… People say, “What about
Isabelle Butker Receives PH.D. In Astrophysics After Years Of Studying In Secret
In a surprise announcement apparently a decade in the making, NFL spouse and model Isabelle Butker, announced that she had successfully defended the dissertation she had been secretly working on
Mr. Met Leaves Wife For Hot, Young Wiffle Ball
Mr. Met has left his wife of 22 years for a bright young new Wiffle Ball named Tiffany. The split was confirmed by Mr. and Mrs. Met in a public
Opinion: Oh, You Support Women’s Sports? Name All 48 WNBA Teams
With the influx of new so-called “fans” watching the WNBA, we’ve been challenged as WNBA loyalists, to weed out the bandwagoners from the true believers. Do YOU even care about
