How To Cast Level 5 Magic Spells During Your Fantasy Football Draft
The NFL’s quest for ratings domination has led to a burgeoning fan base of dungeon masters, all excitedly polishing their wands for fantasy football. Newcomers might worry they don’t know
Kevin Stefanski Confident That Browns Will Know Week 1 Starting Quarterback by Week 6
Browns head coach Kevin Stefanski told reporters Monday that, while the season opener is just weeks away, he is “extremely confident” the team will identify its Week 1 starting quarterback
Fantasy Drafter Accused Of Performance Enhancing Sobriety
Fantasy league commissioner confirmed Tuesday that Pittsburgh-area resident Brian Sternik has been participating in drafts completely alcohol-free, a violation of the sacred, unwritten covenant of fantasy football. Competitors insist sobriety
Report: Shortstop Spends Countless Hours Looking For Shortstop Base
Rookie shortstop Cal Vega of the Everett (WA) Aquasox has spent significant time this season searching for what he calls the “shortstop base.” Vega, who began playing late in high
Hear Us Out: Do Away With Catchers And Just Let The Ball Hit The Ump
We’ve all been there: bottom of the 6th, down $80 betting on the jumbotron hat game, home team losing by 4 and the ump calls an obvious slider down the
Stadium Vendor Unsuccessfully Attempts To Start ‘Hot Dogs!’ Chant
Seen but not heard. That’s the unspoken credo of the hot dog vendor. Get the meat to the people without disrupting the game. Unless you’re Ed “Big Dog” Miller, it’s
Kirk Cousins Asked To Crouch Behind Gatorade Cooler For Team Photo
Atlanta Falcons Owner Arthur Blank took one look at the 2025 team picture and knew he had fixed the problem. Unlike the 2024 team photo, Kirk Cousins was asked to
Deion Sanders’ Bladder Was Removed, Mock Drafts Have It Going To Browns In 2026
Deion Sanders’ comeback from cancer left the high-stepping Hall of Famer without his original bladder, and NFL draftniks think his loss will be the Cleveland Browns’ gain. A former 5-star
Second Baseman Wondering If He’ll Ever Get Promoted to First Baseman
When Cincinnati Reds second baseman Nick Gonzales gazes at first baseman Spencer Horwitz, he doesn’t see a double-play anchor. Nor does he see an effective leadoff hitter. When Gonzales looks
