What If We Made Baseballs Bigger And Softer? You Know, Like For Girls.
So all of us men have been talking, and we think excluding women from America’s Pastime is sexist, and we’d like to fix that. Here’s our solution: we make baseballs
Report: That Player Just Sustained A Lifelong Injury. Let’s Take Another Look
Breaking news! It looks like the home team’s top left tackle, Donovan Johnson sustained what appears to be a pretty severe, if not lifelong, injury. Let’s take a closer look.
Long Distance Runner Technically Also Short Distance Runner
After conducting a statistical analysis of last year’s marathon, MIT researchers have determined that long-distance runner Maryanne Grace is also, technically, a short distance runner. The mathematical proof shows unequivocally
Portland Trail Blazers Discover New NBA Team While Exploring Mountains Of Oregon
Predicting their findings could fundamentally change the way humans understand basketball, the Portland Trail Blazers announced that they have discovered a formerly unknown NBA team inhabiting a remote section of
Hurdler Not Feeling Very Hurdly Lately
Lakeview High School hurdler Sheila Thompson, known for being one of the most hurdly people in school, admitted today that she, unfortunately, isn’t feeling very hurdly at all. Thompson said
Frank Thomas Opens Plus-Sized Store Called “The Big Shirt”
This Saturday, Former White Sox slugger Frank Thomas celebrated the grand opening of his new men’s apparel store, The Big Shirt, the first ever clothing store for men too big
Divorced Man Enters Rebuilding Year
Arriving back from the courthouse this past Monday, Mark Shevlin entered a season of uncertainty. Despite best efforts and a team-first attitude, Shevlin’s divorce has spiraled him into a rebuilding
Top 5 Trade Candidates
The ink is barely dry on China’s trade deal with the US, and everyone’s speculating which side got the better end of the bargain. Will the US remain the most
