Opinion: If Shohei Ohtani Is So Good, Then Why Does He Only Play For One Team?
As a baseball fan, I’ve noticed the only thing ESPN can talk about is the “great” Shohei Ohtani. Sure, he can hit and pitch, but that’s what he’s SUPPOSED to
NFL+ Premium Subscription Will Allow Fans To View Previously Blurred Out Locker Room Dicks
As first announced on NFL social media, the NFL has announced that any fan with a subscription to NFL+ will be allowed to see any previously edited out locker room
Fuck Fly Fishing: We Want To Catch Fish, Not Flies!
When self-described hobbyist Bobby Carver finally got his fishing license, he was too proud to turn down the Bass Pro salesman for a year of couples fly fishing classes. Carver,
Pathetic: WWII Veteran Throwing Out First Pitch Can’t Even Get The Ball Over The Plate
Absolutely pathetic. I thought these guys were supposed to be manly—with the title ‘The Greatest Generation’ this guy should have a howitzer, but I’ve seen more velocity at my local
We Take A Look At The Engorged, Necrotic Genitalia That Inspired The Stanley Cup
Every year the world’s best hockey players battle it out for a chance to hoist the Stanley Cup—but did you know that the world famous trophy was actually inspired by
D-Backs Announcer Clearly Working From Home
An air of confusion fell over the city of Phoenix yesterday, as it slowly became clear to everyone watching that D-Backs local play-by-play announcer Bob Berthiaume was clearly not present
Baby Got Bunt: Five Scorching Small Ball Plays That Got All The Dads Hot In Their Dockers
Sick of “hotdogs” catching the ball one-handed or bat-flipping their way to walk-off glory? Whatever happened to manufacturing the run—you know, like the ’72 Pirates did? Does the name Richie
Dedicated Player: Rodgers Takes Time To Insult All 537,460 Packers Owners Face-To-Face
If there’s an award for “Greatest Team Player of All Time,” I nominate Aaron Rodgers. You heard that correctly. Aaron. Charles. Rodgers. The former Packers’ QB took it upon himself
Game Recognize Game: Grandma Regaling Family About Time Mickey Mantle Blew Her Back Out
An average Sunday dinner turned into an unexpected tale of unbridled geriatric lust, as family matriarch Anne Cottrell took a break from eating her signature meatloaf to recount to the
