Attendance Count Makes Fan Feel Like He Matters
Following his team’s victory last night, Los Angeles Lakers super fan Gregg Jansen felt a wave of pride wash over him as the Staples Center video board displayed the paid
New Women’s Fly Fishing Vest To Include 14 Fake Pockets
In what many are calling the dawn of a new age in women’s sporting apparel, Bass Pro Shops has unveiled the world’s first fly fishing vest for female fishers, complete
Study: Talent No Match For Hard Work And Performance Enhancing Drugs
Sport scientists around the world are in a state of collective surprise following yesterday’s groundbreaking finding that athletes who compete using only their God-given talent are significantly worse at their
Rest Of NFL Office Anxiously Watches As Roger Goodell Finally Googles His Own Name
Looking on in horror as their boss decided it was finally time to find out what people really think about him, members of the NFL league office appeared overwhelmed by
Please Help: Is This Hockey Article in French or Canadian?
Excusez-moi Pierre-Edouard Bellemare, but the Montreal Canadiens offense is past the blue line s’il vous plait and on a power play. After a stolen saucer pass, merci beaucoup, the Avalanche
NASCAR Would Be Way More Exciting if Cars Raced in a Square
By Bobby “Big Bucks” O’Leary, Sports Riot Senior NASCAR Contributor I love stock car racing as much as the next guy, but after watching these beautiful machines race around in
Helmet-To-Helmet Collision Leads To Freaky Friday Situation
Following a series of intense arguments culminating in a helmet-to-helmet collision, Drew Brees and Devin Bush flipped bodies midway through today’s game. “This is terrible,” Brees said, realizing he had
Are College Sports Unethical? We Sit Down With Five University Presidents Who Don’t Care
College sports have unjustly come under fire in recent years due to an untold number of alleged ethical issues. To get to the bottom of this, we sat down with
Heisman Potential? This Athlete’s Skills Won’t Translate To Professional Level Football
Heisman candidate, Jonah Bradberry out of Texas Tech, won’t be able to hack it in the NFL. Despite his record-breaking success with 11,287 passing yards and 79 passing touchdowns this
